Yeah like I really want a certain hat but am I going to spend 3 hours getting the right shit so that this guy can make me a hat? Just charge me $200 for it and be done. The amount of time spent on it doesn’t even seem worth the effort.

But what about my salad thongs? 

Don’t hijack these comments with your silly Sabre rattling. This is Patrik Laine’s time!

Breaking news, mofo: Gizmodo sites lean to the left.

He’d start free throwing bowls of stew into the crowd.

What y’all need in an independent, non-partisan agency to run elections à la Elections Canada. There’s none of that gerrymandering shit up here, and no question of any election’s integrity. That’s the change that will really kick things into high gear.

Oh my fuck I hated Dexter’s dad so much. This actor has zero range.

Mozilla’s podcast IRL has a pretty good ep called “What To Expect When You’re Electing” with Baratunde Thurston that I’m into. Highly recommended.

I, for one, welcome this shift in the Western Conference. Let the Kings be butt!

If y’all could keep the fuck outta Canada that’d be great. Thx ❤️

I mean...I’d do all that.

Here come the calls for dog control...LIBTARDS. 🙄

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I love what y’all do at Splinter, Paul, but I hate reading transcribed interviews. It sucks, and imo it seems like lazy journalism to me. When I see that big a block of text I close that shit and go to the next thing because I just don’t have time to parse through the whole thing. Also, it gives the impression that…

$50 for a book?! This country’s really going to hell in a handbasket. /s

Next up on FOX... THE UNABOMBER VOTED FOR OBAMA GUYZ EVEN THO HE’S A FELON DID HE PAY FOR THAT CARAVAN TOO? DEFINITELY. LIBZ SUCK. WE OUT COMMERCIAL BREAK.

Really fantastically written, and you’ve truly sold me on this game. Thanks, Kirk.

In Canada, you get a piece of paper. There are names with big bubbles beside them. You draw a big X in the bubble next to your candidate of choice, fold your ballot, and put it in a box.

When will these rubes learn the Republicans don’t want to work with you. They are going to fuck you over every goddamn time. Stop trying to do “bipartisanship” and just do your own thing. They will still be assholes like they were before, but at least you’ll still have your balls.

KEEP THE GUB’MINT’S HANDS OFFA MAH TIME CAPSULES.