Then you get an extra 2 mins on top of the major 5 in the box, sadly.

$50,000/hr to fly the F-35? Jesus fuck. Canada almost bought those but went with some used F/A-18s from Australia.

Those jump cuts that edit out breaths or odd takes are weird as fuck too.

This is fine. It’s all fine. Economy’s great!

This movie looks so dope. T-minus 2 1/2 months before my nephew is obsessed.

This is an instant classic. What a game!

Typical NFL shooting itself in the dick. At this point, do they even have a dick left to shoot?

If he was able to calmly and level-headedly address these accusations, I might be more inclined to believe him, but the sniveling way he defends himself reeks of someone who has done wrong.

So your transcript should matter, but not your shameful conduct towards women! GOT IT.

BOOOOOO YOU SUCK

“Water wet. Water make North Carolina wet. Water witchhunt on coast. Donald prefer soda.” 

Anybody else catch the first three notes of “O Canada” when Johnny English takes the tarp off that Aston Martin? Curious.

Haha yeah I was a little confused by your reply. Definitely meant Los Angeles.

But has he ever inhaled?

Generally, I am. My father has explicitly stated if he can avoid any sort of travel to the US, he will. Many of my friends have said the same. The only reason I’m going in November is that my job is taking us on a retreat to LA, otherwise, I’ll be damned if I spend my tourist dollars in the US of A.

This is fine, folks. Everything is fine.

Then it wouldn’t be AMURICA.

This is how fascists start to justify muzzing the press and/or purging their “opponents.”

Then he’ll just do something unbelievably stupid to try to get our attention again. 

I’ll just end up grunting too much if I think that way.