Thoughts & prayers to Joshua who will be even more mercilessly bullied after he returns from the SOTU.

By gum though, it really put them on the map.

Obviously, Philly ice didn’t get the memo to RESPECT YOUR EDLERS.

You know gun violence in America is bad when I’m like “oh holy shit, I forgot about that one.”

I watched highlights this season and not much else. Those were fun, I guess. Then I went to a big party last night because my buddy had an extra ticket and it was garbage. Pass interference all over the place first of all, (what is PI anymore anyway?) hardly any excitement, and fucking Tom Brady getting another ring.…

You forgot Justin Trudeau in Trump’s publicly insulted list.

It never should have been called “Autopilot” in the first place. People are dumb, so when you call something “Autopilot” people actually think that what it is.

Every time someone releases a book/says something bad about him on twitter/gets arrested he and Suckabee are like:

Counterpoint: a lot of people don’t want this to happen. 

I hate her dumb face so much. That is all.

Thank you Andrew. I’m not sure what any of this even means.

This is really going to hurt Chiarelli’s chance of being the next Oilers GM.

You seem to not be able to grasp a thing called “sarcasm.”

America, it is your duty to go out today, get a jerry can of gasoline, and burn this motherfucker to the ground. That is the only remaining solution.

Those poor, innocent chuds. Watch me shed a tear for them...oh wait, fuck them.

I had never seen a more accurate dictionary description of what a “chud” was until I watched that video.

This is why I don’t watch football anymore.

It’s a bad rule. Look North to your maple syrup friends in the CFL, who have that shit figured out.

Good to hear there won’t be any layoffs as a result of this project being shelved. I’ve had a few friends and acquaintances move from Vancouver in the past year because they simply can’t find any good jobs in the industry in BC.

I wish the follow up were something like: “Mr. Vice President, in fairness, you haven’t answered my question. Which of our past Presidents have told President Trump he should build a wall?”