Trump: Not even once.

I mean, we’re kicking around the idea of securing our southern border up here in America’s Hat, eh?

Forgive my ignorance, but can’t the incoming governor just be like “fuck you here’s some executive orders repealing this shit” or just pass some of his own laws?

My god this whole administration is chock full of punchable faces. 

I am so on board with Beto, whatever Splinter regurgitates.

Funnily enough, in a move that I’m sure was meant to save them money, they probably spent more than if they just went with canvas in the first place.

Fuck North American puritanical prudishness.

As a Winnipeg Jets fan, I look forward to the day my superstar can score 5 goals and the first story of TSN or Sportsnet isn’t “WHAT DA FUQ IS UP WITH NYLANDER THO?”

Took me a little while to get out of this thought process too. Even once I started dating again just last year after the end of a long relationship (at age 31), I had to have a light talk with myself once or twice to not fall into any ancient patterns.

I lived like this when I was younger, and yeah, it’s dumb as hell. But when you’ve dealt with certain patterns of rejection, you start to think “wait, what’s wrong with me?” Then, you start to think “maybe if I keep being super nice, maybe if I change this thing about me, she’ll like, fall in love with me or…

The law & order Republicans, everyone! They’ll be here for two more years. Don’t eat the shrimp, it’s full of parasites.

Take my star and leave, you monster.

Or a magazine where Buster Bluth would appear on its cover with Lucille.

At this point, I’ve got $5k and I just want to spend it on someone who’s going to get me perfect pelts so I can get a cool hat. Or just buy the cool hat.

Yeah like I really want a certain hat but am I going to spend 3 hours getting the right shit so that this guy can make me a hat? Just charge me $200 for it and be done. The amount of time spent on it doesn’t even seem worth the effort.

Don’t hijack these comments with your silly Sabre rattling. This is Patrik Laine’s time!

He’d start free throwing bowls of stew into the crowd.

What y’all need in an independent, non-partisan agency to run elections à la Elections Canada. There’s none of that gerrymandering shit up here, and no question of any election’s integrity. That’s the change that will really kick things into high gear.

Oh my fuck I hated Dexter’s dad so much. This actor has zero range.

Mozilla’s podcast IRL has a pretty good ep called “What To Expect When You’re Electing” with Baratunde Thurston that I’m into. Highly recommended.