I, for one, welcome this shift in the Western Conference. Let the Kings be butt!

I mean...I’d do all that.

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I love what y’all do at Splinter, Paul, but I hate reading transcribed interviews. It sucks, and imo it seems like lazy journalism to me. When I see that big a block of text I close that shit and go to the next thing because I just don’t have time to parse through the whole thing. Also, it gives the impression that…

$50 for a book?! This country’s really going to hell in a handbasket. /s

Really fantastically written, and you’ve truly sold me on this game. Thanks, Kirk.

In Canada, you get a piece of paper. There are names with big bubbles beside them. You draw a big X in the bubble next to your candidate of choice, fold your ballot, and put it in a box.

When will these rubes learn the Republicans don’t want to work with you. They are going to fuck you over every goddamn time. Stop trying to do “bipartisanship” and just do your own thing. They will still be assholes like they were before, but at least you’ll still have your balls.

Then you get an extra 2 mins on top of the major 5 in the box, sadly.

$50,000/hr to fly the F-35? Jesus fuck. Canada almost bought those but went with some used F/A-18s from Australia.

Those jump cuts that edit out breaths or odd takes are weird as fuck too.

This is fine. It’s all fine. Economy’s great!

This is an instant classic. What a game!

Typical NFL shooting itself in the dick. At this point, do they even have a dick left to shoot?

If he was able to calmly and level-headedly address these accusations, I might be more inclined to believe him, but the sniveling way he defends himself reeks of someone who has done wrong.

So your transcript should matter, but not your shameful conduct towards women! GOT IT.

“Water wet. Water make North Carolina wet. Water witchhunt on coast. Donald prefer soda.” 

Haha yeah I was a little confused by your reply. Definitely meant Los Angeles.

But has he ever inhaled?

Generally, I am. My father has explicitly stated if he can avoid any sort of travel to the US, he will. Many of my friends have said the same. The only reason I’m going in November is that my job is taking us on a retreat to LA, otherwise, I’ll be damned if I spend my tourist dollars in the US of A.