Yeah fuck this shit; I’m done with these mofos. I suck at fantasy football anyway.

I’d turn down the starting job with the Cleve just to be on the Eagles practice squad.

I wish I could downvote you.

I wish I could downvote you.

Funny how none of the things they actually mentioned would have stopped this shooting from happening today, based on the limited information we have.

lol @ people complaining about too little and too much coverage at the same time.

I love Back Lightning, but James Remar’s acting is about as bad as it can get. Bland delivery, bad facial expressions...he really does a disservice to the other cast who are pretty damn good for a CW superhero show. Goddamn I hope he gets killed off.

Have you ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?

You mean a fundraiser for Donald Trump? *badoom-tss*

I can’t believe people are freaking out about someone who went up there and held a mirror up to everyone at that stupid event. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Meanwhile, a Canadian officer stared down a guy who mowed down 25 people yesterday (and was also holding something that appeared to be a gun) and the dude didn’t even get shot. So whatever, other cops.

Oh jesusfuck 6 seconds of that killed more brain cells than 7 shots of moonshine.

What they should probably do is stop calling it “autopilot” because it really insinuates that the car doesn’t need your attention when it really does. I know there are all these warnings but people are dumb.

I have an uncle who for years was on an amateur wrestling circuit, and sometimes he would cross paths with the bigger names. He told me this story once about getting drunk with André and Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather in a Hawaii hotel room. André had a fucking 2-4 of beer to himself just to get drunk, and they ended up…

If she’s not careful the wind’s gonna change and she’ll have that face forever.

This call is fucking magical.

Just over $32,000 for each year. Fucking disgraceful.

KELLYANNE: “...and if you’re lucky enough, you’ll grow to look just like me!”

She’s a “Schrödinger’s white nationalist,” whatever the fuck that means.

That fucking album cover tho