But SOCIALISM or something.

Those are chainsaws and I won’t hear anything to the contrary.

Look, I get it, ICE sucks. It’s fucking terrible, and it shouldn’t exist. But suggesting its abolishment would be the wrong move for Ms. Harris if she wants to gain broad support toward a presidential run. It’s not going to happen in Donald Trump’s time, so why bring it up now? There seems to be more bad than good…

Are we sure it wasn’t a loose seal?

Get ready for more expensive cars with the new steel and aluminum tariffs too! Aren’t you guys tired of America being so great?

I literally had no idea either. I only ever see the term in writing, and have never heard it spoken.

There could (and should) be retaliation from Canada as well. We’re your largest supplier of both, eh?

DON’T DO IT. IT’S A TRAP.

I try to direct the MOST VIOLENT of stinkeyes in their direction. I’m getting closer to MEEKLY ASKING THEM TO TURN IT DOWN, but it’s going to take at least a decade of suffering in non-stoic silence for me to get to that point.

PREACH.

There’s something really fishy about this story...

You misspelled Elliot Roger’s name FYI, but who cares anyway cause he’s trash.

The sad thing is for them there will literally never be a time to debate because we’re always mourning another mass shooting.

The time for action passed a long time ago. America is awash in guns and there is almost literally nothing - save the “take all the guns” approach or potentially a gov’mt buyback (à la Australia) - that will fix this.

By your calculation, it takes about 9 years of bullshit to actually get rid of these people.

You’d also think that a so-called “luxury” chain of hotels and resorts might be able to offer more than a measly pittance for work. Who the fuck wants to make $13 burning steaks for the Sunny Dictator In Chief?

Another problem is the feedback bubble that forms around our profiles when Netflix algortihms decide what we should be watching. Seeing the same shows and lists crop up makes me feel like there’s not a lot of great content, when the opposite is true. I feel like there’s so much more that I could be discovering. If…

I know, eh? (guess where I’m from)

Look at the shit they did to those cans to make them look healthier. Bright colours, fruity flavours, and skinny cans (although the can that “Britta” was holding looked giant in her mitts). It’s like taking “Vitamin Water” and slapping that branding on a Diet Coke. Ugh.

This one the one entire NFL game I watched the whole season. Goddamn is was so worth it.