It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

So is she gonna do the whole horror-schlock bloody-faced “creepie” thing for REAL? Or is that just a poster stunt to make a vanilla pop star look rilly tuff? Because the Cramps font is the coolest thing she’s got going right now.

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

“Would you like to see my balls? I promise they look nothing like my face!”

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

sooo... bj or anal?

She’s had a ton of work done.

Holy shit!

Social media and #activism created these self-aggrandizing, holier-than-thou shits with delusions of Herzog.

It’s a good thing this happened on the weekend. If it were during the week Kara would probably have done the story. And you would have been banned for daring to question yas queen or some other bullshit.

nah, this behavior is bullshit. i love serena but she’s not good at controlling her anger

Her tantrum was uncalled for and disappointing.

Needs more bath salts and gators.

meh... this may be the least florida story i’ve heard

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

Yes, two of them that were direct to video.