Needs more bath salts and gators.

meh... this may be the least florida story i’ve heard

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

Yes, two of them that were direct to video.

Scenesters are the worst

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

I just assume with ALL of these pieces, that the Bad Thing was “cheated on wife.”

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

I’ll just go ahead and say it: the emperor has no clothes.

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

Blame Candida

I knew I liked that kid.

In other news, I want a photo of the two of them, side by side, while she’s in his designs. They would make a fun pair.

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Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

Donald Trump, irl.

Calling the ending: Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen marry and the steamy softcore passion of their wedding night, gratuitously depicted by HBO, melts all the ice zombies.

I don’t see it. The finale did a brilliant job of tying up loose threads. Next year will wrap up the human wars, the following year, the undead.

I think the Night’s King motivation is simply the eradication of all life. Weapons don’t need complex backstories.

Somebody surf on a van, stat.