He then started beating himself with hammers that we just happened to be holding. We didn’t force him to get beaten against his will. He was quite insistent.

Yakuza don’t ask for permission, you ask them

Wow, that is some next level deniability at work right there, like, “we are not saying that we DIDN’T force him into the car, we are also not saying that we DID force him into the car, in fact, let’s stop talking about what WE did entirely, instead let’s focus on what HE did, and I can tell you right now he did not…

Yeah he basically had it coming. You don’t enter cars on your own volition without expecting to be beaten up by a hammer. Geez that’s common knowledge around here

Indeed ! Made men made maid man

Sooo they don’t deny severely beating him but instead are saying he got in to the car of his own accord? Because that makes it better somehow? Good grief.

Just wait till you see the Carolina Squat

Why are you looking 3' in front of the car..? You’re supposed to be looking much further ahead anyway... do you actually drive down the road leaned over the steering wheel, paying attention to only 3' in front? <- That’s one of them, rhetorical questions... I’ve seen how people drive.

Chose your own adventure! Where would you like to go?

You have chosen: Mall.

Everytime I try to read a sentence like that, it feels like my brain has to preform a full shut down and reboot just to comprehend it, haha.

This must of bee Microsoft’s plan from the start to destroy America.

Come on, what’s confusing about a product line with titles like the Xbox, Xbox One, Xbox One X and Xbox Series X? :D

The lead dev has stated several times that he wasn’t quoted. An old member of the dev team said this and no longer works for them after sharing their own views. It’s crazy how much this one article gets shared without looking into things.

I just hope the digital women that they are saving from this digital war are appreciative of what is being done for them.

“Did you consider having female characters playable?

This sort of drive-by accusation really requires a source.

It should also be noted that you have to buy the game through xsolla, a company that is so bad, it was banned at my bank and marked as a fraudulent company. They have the worst security on Earth and are known to illegally charge people numerous times for no reason.

Other takeaways:

I’ve never related more to a comment before. Every version of the Viper would also be on my list. Collect the whole V10 set!

are these ranked 10 (least worst) to 1 (most worst)?
becuase, the Versa is most worstest

I can't believe I'd ever say this. But I miss when a Chevy Blazer was a Chevy Blazer.