So, one night I was coming home on the subway after the bars had closed. Around 3AM. Still a bit of a crowd on a well used line. Homeless guy gets up as we’re approaching the station. Homeless guy reaches into his filthy sweat pants and pulls out a newspaper diaper with a full load and proceeds to put it on the seat…

The best thing to do is learn to cook, buy ingredients and make everything from scratch. But who has time for that?

SNL is hit and miss every episode.  Comedy is hard and tastes are subjective.  They’re doing 90 minutes of sketches every week.  They’re never all going to hit and never have.  But when they do hit, it’s solid gold material.  You just have to wade through a lot of very mediocre stuff to find the gold. 

The earning of wealth is not immoral. The hoarding of wealth is immoral.

Or, and hear me out here, we just stop watching and do something else.  

There’s backstory and side plot that was left on the cutting room floor. Including an inspirational speech from Gen. Organa.

Every year I want to make Alton' eggnog, but I don't have the fridge space to let it age for a few months. 

Yup, that’s the reason Bill Cosby bought the rights to all of them and then had them pulled from all forms of broadcast. He allowed DVD collections, but zero broadcasting.

From the tagline, I was guessing Spidie joining the reformed SHIELD to help fight the Skrull.  With a cameo by Capt. Marvel.    Have Mysterio using Kree and Skrull technology to make his illusions. 

It makes sense to me now after she told those girls how politics is her husbands thing and was never her thing.  She’s side-eyeing the entire political process, like a disinterested wife humoring her husbands hobbies. 

I think he's in group therapy woth Dave Mustaine. 

Grohl is one of the most sought after drummers in modern music. 

PETA not so secretly thinks pet ownership is slavery.

Saw a story about the new trend for black Christmas trees and the 20-something woman they interviewed was all about how it would look good in social media posts and went with her decor better.  Just 100% focused on the online presence.

If its not cooked inside a bird its dressing. 

If they depicted it in all it’s brutal ugliness, a lot of reviewers would call it unbelievable and that the racists are cartoonish caricatures rather than accurate portrayals.

Go ahead and wet brine. But, you need to fully dry the bird before cooking.  Patting with paper towels helps a lot.  But, putting it uncovered in the fridge for an hour or two will suck the moisture out of the skin.   Also, if your oven has a convection bake setting, use that for the last hour or so of cooking to…

Put in proper context, the “Judeo-Christian thing” is true. Maryland was originally founded as Mary Land and was intended to be a fundamentalist chrisitan theocracy, until a lot of other people settled there and put a stop to it. There were a lot of strongly Christian people in the Continental Congress. You just have…

The purpose of pain in living beings is to warn of potential injury and to alter behavior to avoid making existing injuries worse.  A secondary use is in teaching the being to avoid the actions that cause pain and have the potential for injury.  So, it would be useful to have a pain-like mechanism in an artificial…

It’s almost like the main purpose of power is to obtain more power.  Those in control just want more control and to maintain their control forever.  Power and control are the end goal, everything else is just a means to that end.