You left out one important fact.

Not always. The neighborhood I grew up in changed. Before I was born, the old Germans and Irish complained because Italians moved in.

It’s the only reasonably priced place near me that had the raw steaks in a refrigerated display case so you can pick out your cut.   Respectable food at an affordable price.  Haven’t been in a while.  When it first opened, they had the waitstaff line dancing once an hour. 

That was true 100 years ago. Today its all about running and dealing drugs. And prostitution. Protecting your supply and protecting your sales territory.

I like the natural casing ones, but they come in a 7-pack, which is weird. 

I kept reading to see if they cast black people as the slave owners, trying to pull off some meaning in role reversal or something.  No such luck.

Kind if a shame the kids going into video game design. Should look into politics. But then, you have to follow your passions.

Unless your receipt is 100' of clothesline, two rolls of duct tape, a bag of cucumbers, sex lube, and a disposable camera, do you really care if Walmart knows what you buy from them?

There’s an out of canon story that it’s not the same Harley.  That somewhere in Gotham is a basement full of dead Harleys.  That noone survives around the Joker that long without becoming a punch line.

I know you didn’t include Boar’s Head hot dogs because they’re a northeast brand, not national. I was surprised how good a hot dog it is, coming from a company known for cold cuts. It’s replaced Nathan’s on my grill.

This needs to be cast for a dramatic reading. Audio release.

Maybe its an engineer thing? But my college, we had contests to see who could open a beer with the most unusual object that night.  Friend won using a small potted plant once. 

I could see Tarantino directing Star Trek: Axinar. The fan movie every fan wanted to see made.

I also have a corner house. I also have someone who regularly parks in the spot on the side of my house, where I see it out my window. This is, however, my neighbor who refuses to park in front of their own house and instead parks on my side of his driveway. It doesn’t bother me so much as it drives my wife crazy…

Toasting helps keep the bun from getting soggy from the toppings.

The amount of sheer wrong is amazing.

Counterpoint to #1:

My “little world” is a company with 15,000 employees in one of the largest cities in America.

Company I work for employs many military reservists and actively recruits veterans.  I couldn't begin to explain all the reasons why you are completely wrong. 

She’ll be 40 and still look like jail bait.