I’ll still take the 2003 draft when the Vikings missed their pick and teams started bum rushing the stage to try to get their picks in ahead of them

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Yeah! The Media, right? They are the worst!!

Nah. The fact that 20% of the electorate is choosing to nominate a reality TV star, business failure buffoon who makes the President of Turkmenistan look sane and dignified is probably the most insane thing that has happened in my lifetime. It needs to be talked about and derided as much as humanly possible.

Who they let go, and who won a Superbowl for another city.

Wastefulness is an inherent part of lazy. (Also to Thorin's claim.) I mean, as far as I can see, all of these methods are more work than cold brew, which I have tried and rejected because it tastes like taint. (I hear.)

It’s because they can no longer shit on gay people publicly without risking a gigantic reprisal.

How do you line up re: kids on the lawn?

The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

I love when far-right, pro-“personal responsibility” people suddenly change their tune when they’re held responsible for their actions. All of a sudden it’s the fault of people being “PC”, not of themselves for being disgusting human beings.

Um no he figured out how to pay them.

People are totally allowed to be retrograde sociopaths. They just shouldn’t expect to be employed by companies that give a fuck about their reputations.

Then there’s the hypocrisy - those “sociopaths” want to freely express their views but think the rest of us shouldn’t freely express our views that they are terrible people.

Nah...I think people are perfectly allowed to be “retrograde sociopaths”...and, as a corollary, I think everyone else is allowed to publicly shame and mock them as fucking idiots.

THE REAL BIGOT’S ARE THE PEOPLE WHO WON’T TOLERATE HATE SPEACH!!!!!!!!1!1!2!

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

As a consumate duffelbag user, you’re being That Guy™.

As a consumate duffelbag user, you’re being That Guy™.

AMEN. I’m so sick of people complaining about the things Philly fans do when other people do similar things.

Yes you are.

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.