Fuck you and our obsessive senseless worship of athletes. Have fun in hell with the rest of the bloodlust bitches.

Murphy paid attention at Chris Carter and Warren Sapp’s rookie symposium.

Jesus Christ, don’t take his lyrics literally. He uses metaphor and euphemisms all the time in his songs. Do you think that Summer of ‘69 was really about 1969?

Court paperwork states Lopes was a business invitee at the bar, where he got a bit drunk.

California Über Alles
California Über Alles

Just call it a Bo Outlaw, since that is the greatest name in sports history.

Let’s say hypothetically that DFS gets legalized and regulated. Would that lay groundwork for legalizing and regulating online poker? Or should I just lose all hope, move to Colorado and become a pothead?

I’d rather stream on an electric fence.

Ha! (And they had to finally give in to Ticketmaster in order to save their career.)

How far is a country mile?

Where’s the petition to ban Aaron Rodgers from Seattle to keep his arrogance in double-check. Oh yeah, he’s white.

I hate them too, but since the Seahawks already pay A&M to use the copyrighted slogan it really isn’t stealing, so there is no need to sue.

Bullshit. It’s a lottery and worth it when your only way out of being so poor that dealing drugs is middle class. Get shot before you’re 30 or take a chance at a brain injury. I’ll take CTE for 1000, Alex. Ev-er-y-single-fucking-time.

Dad says if only 1 Wild player scores a goal we get beat.

Unfortunately for the Texans, all of the witnesses reported that the alleged groper was “that NFL playa, ya know, J.J. Wattn.”

Stop ripping on this guy with the childish jokes. He’s already hard enough on himself.

Dr. Guyer is going to be busy this week.

this was funny the first time when it was in context... you can’t just throw it in anywhere and expect stars. kinja school will help you (and me).

Don’t fuck with the WGHP Nor’easter sect.

The 17-year-old told an investigating officer that he “accidentally” used too much force and later described the alleged assault as “horseplay.”