It’s not scitching if it’s in French: Voiture Moelleux Fourmi Miel - “Car” “Mellow” “Ant” “Honey”

No, McEnroe only pardoned his French you idiot.

Jenna?

They finally found the five guys that stormed the Duke court last night.

They are just the common breed white, frustrated and angry Duke frat boys. The scientific name is Rapist Erectus.

The Warriors and Spurs meet a week from today and then three more times, including twice in the final weak of the season, games that very well could determine home court advantage in the Western Conference Finals.

What do you expect? The kid was seeing red all night.

What an unselfish player. Rather than firing a second time, he passed it off to the fire department to finish and just took the assist.

I’m sorry that you feel that way.

No, you have the least talented fans in the world. Even if your fans played at their best, you would have still needed a hail mary to get to overtime.

Glad to see OSU is playing a non club schedule.

Jones felt so bad that he even made his yard pay homage to Brown.

So, that begs for the question: How far could you punt the dumb mascot’s head?

The school had actually scheduled him to meet the class yesterday, but he missed the memo.

With Kelly, the team’s at least making an effort to improve.

Iooss should have been able to handle the loss being so close to one himself.

“Nice décor.”

The embarrassment of the Wizzinator and that Grey-Goose-flac-jacket-AK-47-arrest-gone-bad finally kicked in.

At least their coach doesn’t try to cover them up.