I’ve been through this before, and speak from my personal experience.

the kidney stones are how you know it’s working

Cillizza is a prime example of a vapid moron who keeps failing upwards. There’s literally no stupidity that he could utter which would get him canned from his CNN sinecure.

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

I’m more depressed by how many people are “hopeful” after one shitty speech. This man is literally trying to take away your healthcare, education and civil rights and let corporations pollute at will and steal your money. Oh, but we went an hour without saying insane shit so it’s fine now. Don’t be fooled.

FALSE EQUIVALENCY!!!!!!!!!

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

Tony Romo’s collarbone isn’t real, though.

Fallon is a no-talent hack who sucks (seriously why are you not watching Colbert instead), but this is good advice. In short, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously and stop trying to constantly find fault in the words and actions of others (unless those “others” happen to be Jimmy Fallon).

Counterpoint: ban all replay except for scoring plays. Sports needs human error.

They’re STILL doing it. What do you call it when, the morning after the debate, they write articles like “Trump, Clinton leave voters shaking heads after disgraceful debate performance?” (I made that up, but you get the idea.) This adherence to false equivalence still governs the way that reporters cover the campaign.…

I’m not saying Fitz is the 2nd coming of Joe Montana, but a fair amount of his picks are from him trying to force something when they are down by a lot. At least he goes down swinging, a lot of QB’s would take the sack/throw it away to preserve their stats.

Given the explicit thoughtful statements of Doug Baldwin in the Seattle Times (linked, and partially excerpted by Barry Petchesky), your comment seems unnecessarily dismissive.

Triscuts better with a topping. Wheat Thins better solo.

This just brings up the same age-old question:

Finally another Gen X’er!

If you don't vote for doormat salesman, fuck you.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

What if teams could stockpile penalty yardage and cash it in later in the game? You could have a 4th-and-long in the fourth quarter and then redeem your 15-yard personal foul from the first quarter. I feel like most Head Coaches’ heads would explode.

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