the kidney stones are how you know it’s working

Cillizza is a prime example of a vapid moron who keeps failing upwards. There’s literally no stupidity that he could utter which would get him canned from his CNN sinecure.

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

He paid for that flight and had patients to see the next morning. They absolutely had no right to remove him from the flight.

Thank you Judge Gorsuch for weighing in on this.

But Spirit doesn’t pretend to be a full service airline. Their tagline is essentially less is more. People on a budget choose Spirit. United has a lot of business customers. Those folks don’t play, and they pay full price for tickets.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

I’m more depressed by how many people are “hopeful” after one shitty speech. This man is literally trying to take away your healthcare, education and civil rights and let corporations pollute at will and steal your money. Oh, but we went an hour without saying insane shit so it’s fine now. Don’t be fooled.

I think the smart money is on “some fucking mobile game.”

Because it can be fun? And the best EU books were the Han Solo books.

FALSE EQUIVALENCY!!!!!!!!!

I’m seeing conflicting reports:

He looks pretty realistic in this Rogue One screenshot.

Pretty much, yeah. I respect the hell out of Disney trying to do something different with the movie, but it has some very big problems. Characters, pacing, the editing, etc... It’s a worthy attempt, but one that really feels lacking, sadly. I enjoyed parts of it, but just didn’t walk out knowing I’d gotten my money’s…

I binged. So worth it. I don’t understand the hate this show gets. Season 2 is fucking awesome.

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

Tony Romo’s collarbone isn’t real, though.

I’m fully expecting Rogue One to end with the Tantive IV taking off with Leia and the droids aboard, so giving them cameos wouldn’t surprise me at all.

Fallon is a no-talent hack who sucks (seriously why are you not watching Colbert instead), but this is good advice. In short, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously and stop trying to constantly find fault in the words and actions of others (unless those “others” happen to be Jimmy Fallon).