I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

I guess Breakers are the Raptors of the NBL?

I really didn’t want to watch Jusuf Nurkic’s floppy leg. But I did.

It’s Honey Badger, not money badger.

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Glad to see their game against Brighton and Hove Albion went according to plan but really it’s was just what they’ve been able to do all year. They were deadly against Frimsby FC, solid against Quival Town, had that stellar comeback against Vinswich Passage, blanked Buscestershire (both at home and at Wriggleby Road)…

This is gonna get roan out of court.

The only correct response.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

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Hasn’t this sort of thing always been present in horse racing? A jockey could always question how another horse ran and get that horse DQ’d for something like this. That is why they won’t cash tickets till the scoreboard says “official” and this system exists because horse racing survives off gambling, which is why it…

This is what is sounds like when ducks cry

Mitch Witchnowsky sounds like he would be the quarterback for a Chicago football team in a video game that couldn’t work out a licensing agreement with the NFLPA.

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

At the opening ceremonies of the Olympics every country’s flag bearer dips the flag in a sign of respect when they pass the host country’s head of state except for 1 nation. Try and guess which one doesn’t?

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“Call that a cat? THIS is a cat.”

Oooh, week 4 is going to be tough, when both of your starting tackles are caught on film and arrested for showing the "barking bulldog*" to those nuns. That's going to be a tough sit-down with Bob Ley. Could have a real impact on your running game.