SAWATT DII!

that’s good deadspinism

I have loved receipt porn ever since the Boston Bruin celebration in 2012.

you might* be wrong. Generally cheaper than endless appeals of a death sentence. Jus sayin'

could you imagine making out with a cheeseburger, but then not eating it? - bear telling story to other bear.

more like All-done Smith!

yes yes yes this!

bah. Yawn. 2009 TDI sportwagen 237K. Best car I have ever owned. I am one of those amateur hypermilers, and 50+ mpg is easy. I signed up for the 500/500 club 2 days ago. Over

this is good

you are a hero for posting this

don’t you remember?

just throw “paper” all the time. Can’t really lose....

well, this is just excellent

eagles offer contract for week 11.

this is an excerrant exampre of deadspinism

spot on.

I knew the last two were BHBAC & candy corn. Have I been reading Deadspin too long?

...and, secondary to the age restriction, he is retired

this is a real champion that handles his business professionally. All hail.

so good. Where is the term "Water Criminal" in all this?