just went down the soup aisle at safeway and campbell’s is doing ben & jerry’s level shit with their chunky’s these days. i’ve had the cheeseburger and it is not a big league, tremendous taste, that i can tell you.

I can’t imagine the shame he must be feeling (assuming he’s capable). I mean, really, what better punishment could there be for having no spine/backbone.

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Used to work there. Can confirm it’s 100% intentional, to the chagrin of the user experience team

“The gift card doesn’t include the tax, so we need your credit card” is the shadiest of shady shit.

Celebrity endorsement? Check.

found her!

Hey, at least he is someone who was “taught humility” by the protest, and changed his mind. That’s rather remarkable to me.

I mean, I don’t know the details but it says she “realized she was gay.” Why should she stay married to her husband if she was gay? Hell, why should anyone stay married to anyone if they are no longer happy.

Yes! The entire concept of an interview is rooted in the fact that you want other people to hear what you have to say.

So I am elevating Demi Lovato’s status from “Irritating” to “Insufferable.” Three strikes and you’re out and now you’re out, Lovato.

my neighbor just had her 70th birthday and her daughter gave her a trip to a fancy salon for her birthday. she colored her hair hot pink and it looks great. i love that whenever anyone says “i love your hair!” she busts out in this super happy grin, because she’s delighted with it. she’s happy and it didn’t hurt…

As a woman who has an age, I say “let those bosoms fly!” Her rack is incredible. If mine looked that good, I’d never cover my cleavage. Moar fluffy, bounteous boobs, plz.

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

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The thought that fills me with white-hot blinding rage is that this still won’t matter to his base. Think about it, in just SIX DAYS it’s come out that his foundation doesn’t have the proper certification to solicit donations (not sure why Former Gawker isn’t all over this also), we get proof he violated the Cuba…

I meant “regular” more in the timing sense. Like I’m happy to call myself Moonbeam and show up at sundown every Tuesday and Thursday and Saturday for my Keegan time. It can be as freaky as we want it to be once I get there.

Give me a break. The Bushes are taking a real stand against Trump without alienating the entire GOP. By political standards, it is downright noble.

Not quite. According to the account that got his co-writer found guilty of rape, Parker brought his intoxicated girlfriend to his room, had sex with her (unclear whether she could consent, though likely not) then Parker saw his future co-writer and another guy walking past the room and called them in to also do his…