"and strangely anti-gypsy"

@TheSecondSpitter: That is what I was expecting as well.

@Rattleface Blouses, proprietor of awesome.: Not to nitpick, but I believe it is most often goose liver.

@Baby Benz is a good DD: Which is why there is a strong push for making videotaping or photographing police a crime. They are already charging people under surveilance laws for capturing evidence of misconduct in some states.

@2Clutch: Based on the limitted facts you present, unless he ran a read light to be in the intersection, that is a correct traffic procedure.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Right. Tasers are supposed to be a "less lethal" alternative to firearms. A taser use is only appropriate if deadly force is appropriate.

Well, at least he survived. Most of the cases of "dangerously low blood sugar while black" I read about don't end so well.

But does it come with a Veloster Mustache?

I see I'm not the only one that finds the leather interior surfaces in these cars ... notable. I was describing one for sale locally (red with a light tan interior) to my wife, and I told her there was one feature I did not like. The interior appeared to be covered in the skins of the elderly.

@Maymar: Now that would make a great sticker, or perhaps a sig to use when forum trolling.

"struggle buggies" sounds more like a euphemism for rape vans.

The only problem I see with this mod is the fact that it turns you, as the driver, into Wesley Crusher. Think about it, Captain Picard would sit in the back seat and say something like "Lay in a course for the pub" and Wesley Crusher would simply obey and drive him there.

I was hoping the solution was orbital snow melting lasers.

Nice Price. Of the cars I've owned, the one I seem to remember most fondly was an '87 Alfa Milano. It was only the 2.5 litre, but it was just such a pleasure to drive. It was very comfortable, it just seemed to fit me. The engine was like nothing my then young self had ever experienced. Unlike the 2.8 liter GM v6…

Absolutely fantastic. In my more perverse moments, I dream of littering the family farm and the swampy, lowland forest "back 40" with strange exotic machinery. I can just imagine the delight of future generations who stumble accross the rusting hulks, staring slackjawed and them exclaiming, "how the hell did this…

@86LX5.0: I've seen a lot of that. I'm pretty sure most of the old blue hairs I see driving big AMG Mercedes just kind of fell into them because they are expensive and include "every option".

@Panzer23: Easy to prove and become a star in the proccess:

I'll throw my gripe about the Cayenne being more of an outrageous blasphemy than the Panamera into the bin with all the others.

@OldSlowJetta: By your reasoning, Harrison Ford should have received the death penalty by now. We all saw him kill Greedo in cold blood.

@gman1023: If animated television has taught us anything, it's that having ex-presidents around causes only trouble. Did Homer Simpson enjoy having George H.W. Bush as a neighbor? Bill Clinton slept with Peter Griffins wife and he was just passing through Rhode Island! Imagine if he moved in next door...