Yikes! Anyone who has lived with a kitty knows the expression that lion is wearing, and that someone is about to have a very bad experience.

This article is missing a key piece of information: how do I get one? Please flying spaghetti monster, let this wind up in production!

No... It isn't that he has a Lamborghini, it's that he is "that guy" who has a Lamborghini. I suspect most "haters" would still be hating if he drove aToyota Tercel and lived in his mother's basement. That said, I'm not hatin at all. Who among us wouldn't dig a Lamborghini load of skanks?

Nah, the Camarobird lives on despite the demise of Pontiac.

I once saw a d-bag in a crapped out minivan (full of kids no less) harass and attempt to kill a motorcyclist for about a mile here in the suburbs. I hung well back as I figured something very bad was about to happen and I'd be witness to a homicide. The cyclist kept his cool without wiping out and survived despite…

I never considered my myself an automotive hipster, but yeah, I'm that guy too. Let's go off in a corner and discuss the relative merits of the Longchamp, the Iso Rivolta and the Gordon-Keeble.

Ferrari. As people are fond of saying, it's a racing company that sells street cars to fund the racing, and thus doesn't really care about the cars it sells to the public. So, with the new links to Chrysler and the new "Lancia" models announced, I wager the time is ripe for the cavallino rampante to grace a sedan.…

I don't think people who were born after a certain date believe in going outside. Everything to do is like, totally, indoors now. Like, for example, suntans and rock climbing. You totally, like, don't need to go outside to do those things. Like, I wouldn't do them if I had to go outside, like. Like, totally. Like.

That's the first idea I had based on the grill shape alone, but there are a couple things wrong. The Studebaker Champ has no vertical accent deviding the grill, and would lack the flared edges on the bed. I suspect the artist was not that skilled and the front view lacks depth. Look at the hood seams suggesting a very…

Yama hama it's fright night!

As an FYI, Netflix has Rocky and Bullwinkle avaialble to watch instantly. I swear that service will turn us all into television zombies. So much to watch...

This is misleading at best... I assure you, all the Detroit freeways are quite choked with traffic under normal circumstances. This was obviously the middle of the night during a blizzard.

I never opened an account at Bank of America, yet have two accounts with them. I suspect they've never had a willing customer and only gained control of people's money through bank acquisitions, as is my case. I'll eventually close the accounts, but one of them is a retirtement account and it somehow transformed into…

The 250 GTO based 240Z is a bit extreme, but I have contemplated the epic awesomeness of turning a Ferrari 308 or Mondial into a Fiero. Or, at least getting the Ferrari V8 into a Fiero. That would certainly get people chattering, and isn't so blasphemous.

The Ford Aspire gets my nomination. Perhaps the owner aspires to one day own a good car, but in reality it may be the culmination of all of their aspirations (how sad).

Nah, with the way 911 prices have been going, there is almost no way this isn't a nice price. At worst, if the nightmare scenario turns out to be a reality, it's still a fair price. No Crack pipes here.

If this where local to me, I'd already be briskly walking out of the office on my way to withdraw a wad of cash.

Ender didn't take it well... of course in his case the reality of it came as more of a surprise.

I liked the details until I read "Transformers 3 style bumper". Is that actually how GM is describing it? Seems a bit meta, naming a car feature after what boils down to a childs toy that originally mimicked actual cars. Can we expect toy tie-ins from other makers? A Charger with a Gobots pack, or perhaps a Voltron…

This is exactly the kind of accident that really disuades me from getting a bike. In the last five years, I have twice been hit from the rear while waiting at a stoplight. I don't want to experience that without my metal cage.