The issue here isn't how to get this guy a new engine, its how to get this guy's girlfriend a new boyfriend. The one she has is already junk and needs to be replaced tonight.

You guys know you can pick 10, right? Plenty of room for both the m5 and the Lancia... and the alfas... and a Nova... and a... Okay, maybe this is a little hard.

@vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: But what do we do in winter when our cars get all salty? I don't know about you, but I don't care for frostbite.

Chrysler did have some neat homologation and race purposed cars. The father of a frind of mine has an original 1970 AAR 'Cuda (not a clone) that I've always thought was cool. That would get my vote as my favorite chrysler car I've actually touched.

This is why everyone carries guns in Detroit. It's like the wild west, only really depressing.

When I heard the phrase "four door corvette", two thoughts came to mind.

They missed out on a great marketing opportunity here. A free cat with every Sebring purchase certainly couldn't have hurt sales, and it could at least be argued customers got something of value for their money under that deal. I really couldn't say that about a Sebring purchase sans cat.

Heffner is an appropriate name for a company responsible for a car I want to have sex with.

I don't know what is more disturbing... That this piece of trash exists, or that I know he exists. This goes for all the celebutards that I've heard of for some reason even though their "fame" stems from some "show" on some cable network I haven't watched in the last decade.

There are "articles" by actual paid "writers" here? This website is confusing.

@støke has the o with the line through it: Why would it miss out on hoonage for a month? I suspect it might be "moved around the lot" a few times while in custody. Wink Wink...

I suspect a tax deduction scam in progress...

In other news, the greater Detroit area chop shops and illicit parts vendors report an expected surplus of SAAB parts on Wednesday. Bring cash.

I'm pretty sure this car (or one very much like it) is sitting in the lobby of a building on Maple Road in Birmingham, Michigan. At least, it was a couple months ago when I last walked by.

@Pibbs: My wife apparantly has the touch of death as well. Her cars to date: Oldsmobile, Oldsmobile, SAAB. Her 9-3 is still under warranty. Borking fantastic.

As a current SAAB owner, I am sadened by this dishonorable arrangement. This American will NEVER knowingly buy a chinese car unless I have absolutely no reasonable choice in the matter.

Finally, the Bradley GT has a fitting replacement.

So they missed a "u". I'm sure the autopusies guys are still thrilled for the mention.

@sartoman: My thoughts exactly.

The quad headlamps remind me of the chick with three tits in Total Recall... grotesque and unnecessary.