I’ve already branded his presidency “shots, shots, shots.”

I was once trapped in a last-row window seat by a 50-something German couple

oh. my. god. I really don’t know what I’d do in this situation.

There is a much longer version to this story, but I was once trapped in a last-row window seat by a 50-something German couple that - as soon as the flight attendants went down the aisle with the beverage cart - were going at each other like horny teenagers at a drive in. We’re talking hands down unbuttoned pants, his…

My sister used to do this all the time to our mom (mixed parents).
The weird looks we got as this little brown girl is screaming at an angry white lady were hysterical (although probably a bit dangerous in retrospect).

You know what, I’m not mad at it either. I just kinda didn’t ask for the low-budget porno.

For some reason, it makes me happy that these two found each other and enjoyed their flight. Ase.

Jesus. I’m so sorry for your friends. That’s horrible. The one good thing out of the Weinstein downfall is that the other dominoes are starting to fall too. I hope all the predators out there are shaking in their boots. Your time will come too.

First half of his career was riding John Cusack’s coattails.

Do you think he’ll blame this on mercury poison as well?

Quick, think of any talented performer with a reputation for being a weird a#@hole who’s career stalled out for no apparent reason. 50% chance they’re about to go down for something in the next few days.

Well, after the update, the question now is, “When did they ever hear him say that?”

if they don’t air the last season i’ll be disappointed. once again my hopes for a woman president are dashed by a lecherous old man.

My answer has been for years now “For the same reason I can call my sister a shrill bitch and you can’t.”

Well, at least we figured out what all the mall Santas do when they’re not in season.

I’m as annoyed with the double-standards when it comes to race as the next white guy (e.g. qualified university applicants being rejected because they aren’t a minority), but I’ve never quite understood white people that get upset because they can’t... say the n-word?? I mean, I can’t see someone thinking to…

While we’re mocking white supremacists, I thought I’d share about a rally of theirs in Ottawa a month ago:

So is the black X on a white field some sort of neo-Confederate flag for people who are too dumb to use MS Paint and too broke to buy color ink/toner?

It’s similar to the kid playing a clown marching song on his Tuba that one time during a white racist rally. Treat these clowns like the clowns they are.

People from the area gathered to show their love and dispel the myth that the white supremacists were trying to spread about their community. Both black and white joined together to show that the only thing they hated was racism...