So I’m Mormon and I was fortunate enough to serve a 2 year mission in Spokane Washington. In one of my areas we decided to really focus on service and we would mow lawns and things like that and preached less. There was an abundance of churches so we figured we would do PR more than proselyting. Anyway, we decided it…

I have a friend who is a United Church of Canada Minister. I am a stone-cold, black-hearted, soulless, atheist. However... even I never turn down an invitation to the church picnic (or the Fall turkey supper) when my friend calls with the invite.

I’m interpreting it as, “I’m a big fucking liar and had to say something about them denigrating Christianity. to save face.”

“That’s ‘Christian Fat Bitch’ to you!”

The whole thing has me scratching my head:

“They parked too close to my car, they called me a fat bitch and said fuck jesus, so of course I had no other choice but to viciously declare we were going to kill them all!”

WTF?

/raises hand

1. OF COURSE her name is Amber.

and she swore at me calling me a fat bitch, to that I informed her that I was a Christian

Why you trying to bring beef where there weren’t none before you rolled up?

Maybe if the cop did this to a white woman they’d find it to be a problem.

He said he has reviewed the footage and does not believe his officers did anything wrong.

‘I said what I said’

Like running through a cancer ward screaming “THERE ARE OTHER DISEASES, TOO!!!!”

THIS!

So, Puff Daddy’s tweet is what’s separating us? Not the asshole in the white house and the ones in Congress and Senate? Not the assholes on Fox News? Not continuation of Jim Crow laws? Not police killing brown and black folks for no reasons? It’s this tweet? OK then.

Lord. White-womaning act like the kid who didn’t want or notice a toy until some other kid started playing with it.

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

I mean, shit, if I wanted something that’d just drive into the garage, park, and do nothing, I’d just take the batteries out of my vibrator.