Not to excuse the doctor, but I bet what happened is that he blurted out his mental shorthand for her in a moment of distraction. He has a racist nickname that he thinks of her by, and substituted it aloud rather than self-filtering like he always had.

“Whoops! Didn’t mean to say what I was thinking! It’s not racist if its just in my head, right?”

“I meant Mamm... I mean, Samb... Uh, Kizz... aw, fuck it. I’m a racist, ok?”

So he’s saying he said it by accident? Because...

“I simply wanted to see how I looked in a deeper skin tone,” Shapel said.

Huh. Sure, why not? It isn’t like, y’know, you could do it in a mirror if so inclined and NOT post it anywhere.

SERIOUSLY.

Its Al Gores stupid internet again.

Obligatory American Psycho reference-

Only if he’s in a vegan restaurant in Memphis.

Jesus, my first girlfriend who I had sex with on the regular only was comfortable with missionary because of the whole “you can see my butthole” thing.

Yup, shut it down, it’s over, time to move on.

This entire post made me never want to have sex again. THANKS, MADELEINE.

OF COURSE HE CAN SEE UR BUTTHOLE LADIES IT’S RIGHT THERE

For shits and giggles? haha

I think this is millennial nonsense.

Why would someone would want to see a butthole?

My thoughts exactly. He’s the illustration next to the definition of “Trying too hard”

Imagine Matt McGorry without the charisma: