How did he get custody in the first place? Who’s his wife, Eva Braun?

That was exactly my thought when I read this and thought that has to be wrong. I live in Oregon but am pretty sure that in most states there are no juries in things like family court or termination of parental rights. Texas is more misogynist than the average state so I’d be curious to see what the outcomes are like…

Jury trials are a constitutional right for criminal trials, but civil trials like custody battles or contract disputes follow different rules.

jfc I had a brutal custody battle that drug on for years and I think the only thing that could have made it worse would have been to involve 12 morons and their opinions

Remember during the convention when Eric, Junior, Ivanka, and Tiffany were all standing and watching their dad’s speech and later Eric said, “For the three is us to be there together watching our father was a special moment.” I mean, Tiffany was standing right there!

Sadly, he’s more likely to be nestled even further into the bosom of apoplectic MRAs and red pillers. He’s going to be their champion martyr and figurehead now that he’s been so badly mistreated by his feminazi corrupted wife.

I’m not that optimistic. This is a woman who married Alex jones and stayed with him long enough to spawn thrice.

As much fun as this speculation is, Barron looks exactly like a young Donald.

All fathers forget their kids exist all the time. Everybody knows that! Dads can’t remember everything, you know. Jeez!

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

You’re just proving you’ve never seen Freaks and Geeks which doesn’t make you look cool.

See what I’m talking about? I’m jealous of her fabulous LA lifestyle—as well as her ability to stay rich by shilling for brands-but I’m also charmed. Isn’t that what we want from our celebrities? A little humor, honesty, and self-deprecation to help take the edge off our seething envy and resentment?

Is that shitass holding a fucking gun?

Yes, the Obama administration which fired Flynn is responsible for this screw-up.

Becky is bored.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

Server: And what would you like?
Beyonce: *points* Everything I want is in a box to the left.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Lol, are you serious?

I am not creative enough to think of any, but I am excited to read others.