In about a decade of teaching, I have never once had a class that I couldn’t teach effectively because of a student’s hair, hat, shirt, shoes, whatever.

Xavier has learned a valuable lesson: authority is mostly arbitrary and bullshit.

Alrighty. Cracking my knuckles at the computer, poured myself a glass of rose (SO I’M A WHITE GIRL, okay!?!) and lit a cigarette. Let’s go.

You’re doing Shiva’s work. Take a twenty out of petty cash and get yourself something nice.

Help me work through this logic... If the National Enquirer prints it, then it definitely is not true...*whew*.....But things that are not true are now real....*fuck*.... Also, God is love and love is blind.... Ray Charles is blind....therefore Ray Charles is god!

Personally, I’m interested in the mental gymnastics that must have been done to produce last week’s issue:

Man who Travolta cheated with looks like Travolta.

You get it. The Enquirer is a flat rectangle, man.

What’s Bat Boy up to tho?

I’m sorry, Bobby, but if you cannot see the direct and clear way these stories are interconnected, then you have no business writing for this site. #Illuminati

Also, all the men need to conserve their vital essence.

why is this so specific?

So this is what happens to the douche bags who can’t get into frats.

ho ho ho! it sounds like you havent been introduced to the wonders of /r/NoFap

Why is that a rule? You know what, these repressed, no-sex having racists need to stop.

I had a funny conversation about this in college. One of my friends (white) very casually mentioned how she wanted to see some movie that was marketed toward a black audience but felt uncomfortable potentially being a white person in that predominantly black space. Let’s just say we turned it into a teaching moment.

White folks worry about colored folks becoming a majority, it’s almost as if colored folks haven’t always been treated well by white folks or something.

You know how people say that everyone should spend at least 6 months in a service industry job when they’re young, so they can learn how to not be assholes to workers? White people in general could really benefit from spending some time in an environment where they’re the minority. It helps us not be assholes.

“Diversity” is always more popular with white parents when there are a handful of non-white kids in a predominantly white school....