I really don't think that's what U2 is referring to...

ok zoomer. 

Well yes I do in fact need this, thank you Marie <3

Phase 2: The Re-Crappening

RIGHT. Everyone is gone. :(

“Amidst the breakup, many were worried for Irina Shayk.”

Ray J is an abusive fuck and I’m not sure why Princess married him. Also, is Jezebel going to address the culling of the commenter herd around here? 

Oh, my bad, you said that he is the father...

Get some rest, it’s gonna be a long week.

I thought the sole purpose of the Elf on the Shelf was to rat out all your secrets to Santa. That Elf is the god of snitching.

I love when Paulie slices the garlic so thin it dissolves in the pan.

You are not sorry.

Giuliani’s looking better than I would have thought, given his age.

Yeah, but I do think putting Portman’s contact info on the collar, so she’s obliged to be the go-between for the reunion, is a step too far.

Thank you! I can’t afford to be a vegan for my family or the animals I feed. I’ve have 3 stray cats that are “mine” (they kind of come and go as they please, but they’re welcome in when it’s cold or to eat*) and we all eat meat. I cook meat for my family and before I season it I reserve some so the cats have some…

As November is my 32 year vegan anniversary i thought i’d get a tattoo (well, technically 12 tattoos) to celebrate.

Ahem:

They’re for walking on water.