I’m going to get married in a pet semtary, Mr. jingles will be there so will Joan’s future dead raccoon eaten cat felicity and of course Jonathan Cheban and cujo.

Def giving off Female Joker vibes.

Self-described “collateral damage of the Me Too Movement” Jeremy Piven still wants to be a stand-up comedian.

If you can’t beat them join them.

HaHa Yeah , i had to copy it , its totally ridiculous

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

has anyone seen the escorts in lahore in the greys , it is hilarious.

Martin was kind when he said it’s not cinema. He didn’t say it’s despicable, which I just say it is.”

so she got married in secret but chose to Instagram her wedding night bare assed.

And here I was worrying about my pancake ass, turns out that is an asset.

Miley can eat a bag of Dicks !!!! Oh wait i guess that is what she is advocating never-mind.