Seems like a legit apology. Thank god. It's bad enough some of my favorite rappers are showing their asses, it would suck if I could no longer watch Sherlock without that nagging voice in the back of my head telling me Sherlock is a prick in real life. Wish I could say the same for Watson.

Now that's how you apologize for being an idiot.

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

I have naturally curly thick hair. When I was in middle school I begged my mom to let me have it chemically straightened because I so desperately hated my hair at the time. (When you have an afro as a child in the suburbs of Colorado, you learn all about how kids are mean as hell)

My mother decided that nothing would be prettier than a semi permanent bright red rinse in my ginger hair. So she walked in and squirted it on me WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.

Hank Green started off running a website about environmentalism. He is fairly politically involved actually.

When White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest announced the news on Wednesday in a press room, one journalist asked if "David After Dentist" had been unavailable. Sick burn, newsman.

Just one of the many reasons Hank Green is a National Treasure. The Vlog entry I've linked below is one of the most girl power, Jezebel-worthy things I've seen on the Internet. Thank you for being Amazing Hank. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb6JPZ…

Hank Green continues to be a national treasure. DFTBA, good sir.

I just want to say that you should be proud of what you are doing. It takes guts to talk about it and take the necessary steps. I think you are going to be okay. Please keep us updated. I am rooting for you!

OK, Ladies (& Gents). Having a pretty serious issue and would like your feedback.

Fuck him! I hate people like that. At least he got it out of the way now and not down the line somewhere, so there's that...

I had the most bizarre date last night. There's a guy that's been asking me out for several weeks now. I can't say I was bowled over with interest but he invited me out for roller skating and pizza, which is damn near the best first date idea I've ever been presented with. While we were eating our terrible pizza he…

I made pesto tonight and it was the TITSSSSSS (I <3 pesto). Served it with gnocchi that I had made and frozen in bulk and some chicken and apple sausage from Sam's Club.

So this is gross - according to my local news, a hospital where I had two scoping procedures last year has not been cleaning the scopes properly for the past three years. I know it was a year ago. I know I didn't pick up any diseases, but eww.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Really? Reverse the genders. A dude (possibly accidentally) has sex with a woman who passes out partway through. He turns around and is devastated, acknowledges that he's a rapist, calls himself a monster.

Agreed. That, and they specifically address and then dispose of the "But he totally wanted it" excuse, going so far as to say "That is what rapists say." They also didn't shy away from using the word rapist or raped. They could have easily gone with "took advantage of" or something like that, but they didn't.

The fact that Abbi understood that it was wrong and called herself a monster is what sold it for me. Both rape moments in the episode, the Male Stacy one and when Abbi unwittingly kisses a 16 year old later, are immediately followed by "WHAT DID I DO??" not high fives. Still uncomfortable stuff, but that's what makes…