I love the phrase “No offense.” It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for casual conversation, an early signal - like the beeping of a truck in reverse - that negative and unsolicited feedback is headed your way, and there’s no way to stop it, so just brace yourself. 

And I’m sure they call their bread “bread” and not “recycled gym mats.”

And they just had a funeral for Olga on American Gods.

Who likes the Doobie Brothers? ‘Cause we’ve got one of them!

When you claim a harassment campaign against a woman for saying systemic racism exists and calling out a woman woman who harasses trans people, spreads false information about COVID during a pandemic, and actively endorses an armed insurrection of the US Government to overturn a lawful election as equally bad it says…

It’d be great to see SNL hosting alum and Dan’s on screen parents Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara show up, with their sketch comedy chops and all... As long as it’s not a tacky Schitt’s Creek reunion thing

Sad to go through life looking like a stroke victim. Perhaps that’s why she’s so angry.

I’ve noticed a pattern, and it’s very much about inclusivity vs exclusivity.

This is some of the weakest trolling I've ever seen. Kindly fuck off. 

He looks like a old Ken doll from the 60s that's in really bad condition. I bet if you take off his pants he would have no dick just like a Ken doll.

That should be the photo they use in every news story about him from now on. That or the one of him sneezing on Marisa Tomei.

No meat touching, ma'am!

Thats because wearing a mask, which makes you far more anonymous from “big government” in addition to protecting you from a deadly virus that’s killed 330k people, is for pussies.

Megan McCain is human excrement. I hope her kid grows up to despise her like Kelly Anne Conway’s daughter. 

I love Angels in America. Many, many years ago I was dealing with terrible insomnia and I re-watched the whole thing in one night.

“If there’s one disease you don’t want to get, gang, it’s gotta be COVID-19.”

fucking cunt.

Wonder how much somebody paid for that pardon.

I grew up in PG County. I work in PGCPS. Most affluent Black county in the country. Police department is fucked up with racism. She can get all the pardons that racist ass ‘president’ can offer but that ain’t gonna change the fact that she spent that time behind bars. Btw, I remember this trial from back in the day,…

So not only is Duncan Hunter a stealing scumbag piece of shit, he’s also a homophobic, xenophobic bigot and islamophobe who accused his half-arab democratic opponent of being a Muslim Terrorist (Ammar Campa Najjar is Christian, but ok since when do facts matter). AND THEN FUCKING WON THE ELECTION, even while being…