Two words: Decatur, Illinois. Roughly 1/3 black and a smattering of other minorities, but to hear any white person from the sticks, it’s the heart of Africa and will vote to take your guns and children.

So we can mark “Chicago” off our “Right-Wing Whataboutism BINGO” cards.

“Hunger is rare.”

Without white supremacists, there would be no one to vote for republicans except for the few dozen racist billionaires that bankroll the republican party.

Oh go fuck yourself raw, you miserable Trump-sucking apologist. You’re exactly the kind of head-up-your-ass, secretly-cheering-on-the-Nazis excuse-making pile of limp-dick shit that lets this kind of shit get out of control. You have the privilege to yell at other people to “be rational” because all you have to worry…

I hear there are good people on both sides.

back in old AV Club days

self-righteous asshole pens long bullshit think piece decrying hypocrisy; ends by calling everyone self-righteous assholes.

DONT FORGET CANADA’S RAMPANT MARXISM AND THE GAY

i don’t want children, mainly because of how fucked up america is on so many levels. racism, stagnant wages, extreme cost of higher ed, shit options for retirement, near zero wisdom being shown for enviromental concerns... rise of violent white supremacist nationalism, decline of intellectualism. —and also my selfish…

By pounding your mom in her ass. 

I’ve checked with my mortgage lender, and their corporate position is that they do not approve of your first sentence. And given that I’m not technically one of the “movie folks,” your last sentence made me jump out of my chair and scream, “Oh, COME ON!”

Fuck off moron.

Or even more than two things. I always felt like The Kink were accurately representing themselves in their work instead of writing songs specifically designed to sell as many copies as possible.

Check out Badfinger.

And I already wasted my money’s paw wish on Scalia.

So, here’s the advice I gave my kids when they discovered that even as freshmen in high school, everybody was pushing them to find their passion or decide what they want to do for a living.

I followed my passion, went to grad school, and found there was no job market.

I can’t wait for “working class Americans” to complain about “white genocide” in this movie.