The more important question is can Steve Martin fix Roseanne?

This guy’s best work was in Stir Crazy as Grossberger.

I’m sure he can find a “Jim” to do face stuff.

Now, that’s Progressive!

 A woman once called 911 because she got a bad haircut. I still can’t believe that happened. The cops actually showed up too. The woman was old and batty, and of course, white.

uh.  “know.”

And there it is. I was hoping someone would no the origination of my joke. You’re good people, Y.

Who won the vote on the question of to call them either Delawarians or Delawerites?

Calgon?

Not trying to be mean, but why does Meghan McCain apply makeup on her face like she’s about to appear in a Broadway show about clowns?

The United States of Bonerland makes a good point.

Bob Dylan joined The Today Show? Cool.

“Fuckingham?” I’ve been calling him Krandall this whole time.

“Mulvaney added. “That is the nature of the business and elections do have consequences.”” Translated- “We can now go back to screwing you fucking peasants like we always have and always will.”

Are you suggesting that you will lose the right to own a gun by the people who want gun control? If that is your thinking, I feel poorly for you.

Mine are (for now)

Oh no. I hope this doesn’t affect his credibility.

I heard that too.

I’m a potato, Pippy.”

Mmmm, smell that white privilege mixed with aggressive stupidity.