I like The Beatles.

There is, and weirdly enough, it’s of John Ratzenberger taking a slow, but loving shit. It’s really quite elegant.

I hope you fucking enjoy it.

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I think you’re referring to Jimmy Saville. 

“He’s a smug showman.” To be fair, Spurlock is also a sexual assaulter, harasser, and probable rapist.

I disagree. He was excellent and very dark in Observe & Report.

I didn’t know Walter Cronkite was an avid pot smoker. Huh. Good for Uncle Walter.

He interviewed Edward Snowden. He can be two things.

“pansy ass?”   

Don’t forget Jindal.

I used to work for Verizon many years ago. They fucking love guys like him.

It’s a wonderful life!

“Who made the mess in the bathroom?” - Me, usually around 3pm.

“Fuck this bullshit.” - me talking to my co-worker every single day.

What, why can’t you Google My Little Pony? That would seem to be as innocent and innocuous as it gets. Let me check.... oh my God, my eyes...No! Burn it down. Burn it all down!!!

Ma and Pa Kettle Fuck in Omaha was easily the best movie in the series.

It truly is fucked up how many people think that the guy in this story is the awesome musician.

I already cry a lot over porn. Not sure I could cry more when watching it to be honest.

Oh yeah, corporate America has a wonderful track record of not fucking over the general public. Especially when it comes to matters of profit. You have to give the big companies the benefit of the doubt here. I mean, come on, haven’t they earned it through years and years of always doing the right thing?