It’s a wonderful life!

“Who made the mess in the bathroom?” - Me, usually around 3pm.

“Fuck this bullshit.” - me talking to my co-worker every single day.

What, why can’t you Google My Little Pony? That would seem to be as innocent and innocuous as it gets. Let me check.... oh my God, my eyes...No! Burn it down. Burn it all down!!!

Ma and Pa Kettle Fuck in Omaha was easily the best movie in the series.

It truly is fucked up how many people think that the guy in this story is the awesome musician.

I already cry a lot over porn. Not sure I could cry more when watching it to be honest.

Oh yeah, corporate America has a wonderful track record of not fucking over the general public. Especially when it comes to matters of profit. You have to give the big companies the benefit of the doubt here. I mean, come on, haven’t they earned it through years and years of always doing the right thing?

He reportedly also watches “Love American Style, “Three’s Company,” and “Fantasy Island” reruns after shows. 

Yeah, you got me dead to rights, except that never happened. Ever. For one, I would never use the term politically correct, but yeah, you go on and on and on and on about it anyway.. I look forward to seeing the thread polluting moral scold that you are on the next story relating to anything controversial. You are a…

Thank you for keeping tabs on the history of commenters beliefs. You are truly doing God’s work.

Flo has always been Progressive.

And an asshole too. Don’t forget that.

“Pornographer.”

I never really had an opinion on the guy. He kind of personifies warm milk in human form.

Sadly, we’re not that country. Not by a longshot. We would rather build more for profit prisons. That’s what this country is.

So who which new band forming will take the name “Consensual seduction ritual.”

Is that a quote from Ivanka?

They’re going to need a bigger boat- for all the men who have or will have been outed as sexual harassers and assaulters.

I’ll be watching LA Confidential too, but from now on I’ll be mentally pasting Christopher Plummers’s face on Spacey’s for every scene he’s in.