Dick Armey right?

But they're all slathered in gold. GOLD!!! We all know that all gold is class. Just ask King Midas.

The White House? That dump?

Gee, does it smell terrific?

Buy Word Bonds.

Really? He admitted that?

He got stuck in lines.

Pine tar, and he was very unhappy about it.

More masturbation?

I remember watching the pilot for a few minutes. It was enostastic!

Who does he think he is, James Woods?

And did you? I need closure on this anecdote.

Pink tutu struts around the jail I hope.

You hit Oscar in the head when you did that. You monster!!!

I saw an interview with her recently on Audience and she was really quite insufferable. I had no opinion on her beforehand, but she came across to me as pretty self absorbed and a bit pompous in regards to improv and who should be doing it.

You captured what I thought, beautifully, as I staggered to the finish line of this piece. Bravo.

Wtf? Wrong on every count.

This guy is a like a real life Curb Your Enthusiasm character.

An upstart, too?

Atsa some spicy meatball!