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And dick. Lots of dick.

I airbrushed GRODIN on my car. What can I tell you- I love Charles Grodin.

I read that on the toilet, which, funny enough, also featured goop.

Records are spun, movies are shown. Now show me the tapes.

Atsa good one boss.

Meaty words. I hope you don't end up eating them.

He doesn't bug me. Seems nice enough. People just like to shit all over celebrities.

The way I see it, he was asked to play Fuck, Marry, Kill. We're waiting on the other two answers is all.

None? Not even one?

I got no reply for this. Zilch.

Try telling my stomach that.

But Burl, you're the best. You're a legacy too. They had to take you.

You could have given them lint from your pockets. You're a monster!!

The Peanuts character? Spermy?

Excellent pun. I….love …it.

You mean offbrand Mark Zuckerberg on top?

He ain't no Bud Cort.
*swoon.

The Bag Hutch!

Then get a Band-Aid. So it doesn't scab.

Nah, it's me being dumb. Ya know, the usual.