I sincerely hope he dies a painful and grisly death.

That makes sense. That car was hung like a horse.

I'm not curious How dare you sir!!!

Friends with benefits. It was in the agreement which leaked.

"Mother Bread? Is it made with breast milk?

I'll take ten!

Who is Google Schopenhauer? What a cool name.

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! My nightly laugh delivered.

I don't know if it will change, but what you describe is definitely happening.

Funny you mention that. I just read this article the other day which talks about that exact issue. http://theunderemployedlife… Interesting read.

If the tartar sauce is good, you can make the fish out of shoes, and I'll eat it and probably like it.

Not cured! Why is that soooo funny to me? Every time.

Head? The Monkees movie?

Dead wives aren't much fun.

Sounds about right.

Suicide Blow Job is my favorite Billy Joel song.

Fuck it, they'll do it live!

Evelyn Nesbit, the inventor of White Out!

No it's not. It's a piece of shit.

How much nudity is there?