It will never happen just because of how awesome it would be. Imagine Kaep coming in and leading them to the playoffs, getting the fans on his side, and then, kneeling IN DC (OK Maryland) right in Trump’s backyard while also calling out Snyder on the team’s racist name/logo. It would be the perfect storm and it would…

“Damn, that’s good leather!” How you caught fire lighting a damn brazier in a tomb is beyond me. But do you, Kassandra/Alexios.

Not an hour goes by where Alexios doesn't randomly catch fire. 

It actually is (can be) friendly. Ela malaka, can mean “hey, brother”. Or convey surprise, even admiration (kind of like “awesome”)! There is no rule of thumb, but mostly, if it is used to describe a third person (he’s a malakas) or directed at you, as in "you are a / very malakas", it's derogatory. If it sounds like…

As a greek, this is about the amount of malakas at a wedding.

Malaka is one of the finest words in the Greek language. Go sit in any bustling plateia - town square - in Greece for 5-10 minutes and you will hear that word about as many times. The word literally means masturbator - think “wanker.”

Rousey is literally just two calendar days younger, to be more specific.

Rousey calling The Man a millennial made no sense either as they’re both 31.

The irony here is that in the supposedly anti-parity MLB, nearly half (14) the teams in the sport have made it to the World Series just in the past decade (including low-payroll teams from Tampa Bay, Cleveland, Kansas City, and elsewhere) and 23 of 30 teams have made the playoffs in the past 5 years, despite there…

Is it too much to ask that the state’s highest paid public employee at least pay lip service to the civic duties they and their “student-athletes” have? Like a 45 second speech? Completely apolitical and non-partisan? Hell, Pruitt has absolutely no excuse considering Micah Abernathy (Ralph’s grandson) is on his damn…

Why? Fuck Will Muschamp. Encourage your leaders to vote and take pride in their civic right. Most of the men in that locker room had great-grandparents that were barred from voting

If only Muschamp had gotten ready for Florida back in 2011.

Every single grocery store does this.

Simpsons already did it.

I legit don’t understand what’s new about this. Why is this the last straw for these people?  I’m not asking rhetorically, I really have no idea how to comprehend that Sean Hannity, who has been Sean Hannity-ing for many, many years, pissed off his co-workers by Sean Hannity-ing last night.

If nobody has made a band called “Homo Scoutmasters” yet, it’s an opportunity lost.

Folks we gotta get those bibles out of the hotel rooms. I can’t maintain my constant witchcraft induced priapism needed for my all night homo scoutmaster orgies with the Word of God rebuking me from the nightstand. 

I like the guy who’s fine with using both definitions of “indian.” That’s special.

This seems like a useful exercise. Question: How can the commentariat help you police the comments section going forward? For example, the infamous “Tomato Troll” is notorious for disguising himself as a reasonable contributor until he gets approved, and then devolving more and more into tomato-dom.

Interestingly, while the WWE gloated about their promotion of women’s wrestling at this point, they had not a single mention of some of the company’s trailblazers - Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and AJ Lee, for example.  Heck, I would have at least been happy with a reference to the Jumping Bomb Angels or Wendi Richter or…