It’s not the same. Serena had a traumatic birth with a c-section that messed with her core strength. She also had blood clots in her lungs that could have killed her (and that reopened her c-section incision). Pulmonary embolisms are no joke, and they are poorly diagnosed, especially in Black mothers.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

As a Cavs fan, I needed to vomit, but my pregnant wife was too busy vomiting in our toilet so I had to vomit in the sink.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

You’re right (at least about the different shooters, not sure about the independence piece). Using a quality-of-shot metric (based on the openness of the look and who was shooting), 538 calculated 1-in-72,000 odds.

God bless youtube, where you can already find a clip showing all 27 misses:

But, like, Tom clearly gets the randomness of this. Something tells me the Skip Baylesses and your local Mitch Alboms don’t.

“Oh yes. ”

Sounds like he’s asked for the game clock to be reset to who gives a fuck.

My best, Ed

...you’re aware that Fox News and Fox are separate networks, right?

You’re going to hear a lot of talk in the coming days that this is an indictment of the NHL. That many GMs are idiots,

It’s all just so wildly improbable it really is hard to know what to feel about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if they regress towards what everybody expected them to be next year and they get 70 points. Or win it all. Who knows?

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

If they security had just made a small divot in the middle of the crowd, everything would have been fine.

They’re still upset at this diss by Mitt Romney...

All the more reason to make it happen!

Angry Hamburger would be a great band name.

“only Bundesliga team never to be relegated”

If the rioters were cheeseburgers, we’d be calling this terrorism.