I would rather have Blake Griffin than root for the, say, Orlando Magic.

As a Texan, HEB.

We’ve discussed this. The Brownsiest option would be taking two quarterbacks with their first two picks, but within that option taking Allen first overall would probably be it. Allen and Mayfield is the funniest pairing for me.

All I know is one of them edited my Avengers blog and commented that it could have used 10% more heft to explain the Multiverse, and the other called me a nerd.

Certainly not Marchman, who no longer has the ability to fire me

That editors can fix your prose but that you need to report things.

Becky Hammon should stay with the Spurs as long as possible and hop into the HC role when Pop retires. The Knicks would torpedo her career and she doesn’t deserve to deal with that toxic mess.

This is good advice. Also remember that in an instant you will get a call or email for a job that will change your life. It happens that fast.

I feel like it would probably be least fraught and shitty for her if she could take the reins of a relatively stable, successful team, like San Antonio or Golden State, where she could be the hand-picked successor of a coach whose credibility can ward off some small amount of the inevitable shittiness a woman breaking…

elmer is literally a subsistence farmer trying to feed his family

I think the answer is yes, although how sure I am of that varies by the day. I think a lot of illusions and secular articles of faith about what the country is and who lives here, including some treasured and load-bearing ones, will not survive it. Someday that might even be something we see as useful or good, but…

why do you all have such giant feet

I agree with this normie-ass advice and will in fact raise it—doing something like what Albert’s describing, which is not just service-adjacent but produces some sort of tangible result and requires some actual tactile action is a really good way to stay functional if you have to spend a lot of your…

Will the republic survive Trump?

Play video games all day and tell your editors that you’re “blogging” or some shit.

how do I stay sane working remote full-time?

Ah man, job searches are awful. This is very, like, Ann Landers-ass advice, but I think you should devote some of your free time to volunteering for something that you can be good at just by showing up and being generous, like walking the dogs at the pound or something like that, so that you can be reminded that you…

How do I stay sane during a job search?

The best/worst part? Bix missed at least as many shows as he went to.