The coupon did not have an expiration date, however, and so our lazy friend took it to a grocery store to try to use it. You won't believe what happens next!

Or you could just teleport to the airport and join the 24/7 bloodbath that happens there.

Wearable hats

I'm pretty sure the only whale in vanilla was a dead one that was beached in a sorta hidden area.

Nice piece, Stephen! I look forward to playing as much of Watch Dogs as possible without touching a gun.

Guns to attract the twitchers; phone to attract the thinkers.

Guns don't kill good game design. People kill good game design.

1) 40+

6) How many bats do you own? 2

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Yes, they are. How do you think they scan credit cards to know they are real? They are connected to a network and sends and checks all of the info. Same thing happens with the Point cards.

Yeah, my closest Gamestop shares a corner of a dilapidated strip mall with a tiny Chinese takeout place. I don't know for sure that they use the same dumpster, but you couldn't pay me enough to crawl in there and find out.

I have some friends who are into dumpster diving, but I could never get past the whole, y'know, dumpster part of it. but shit man, videogames...I may have to try.

Yes, because that actress is what made that movie terrible.

And everybody else is your office just sighed to themselves and kept working.

It is ironic they use the same font as 24, because that's the number of players the Bucs are away from contending.

Can someone hit the snooze button on that thing, and maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and find this is a joke?