The Beta's been available on PC since at least yesterday, I've been playing it.

Last name: Ever, First name: Worst Format

White people.

Right, seven of the first eight skiers crashed simply because they weren't tough enough. You got it.

Race to the Top...of the Key [groan]

"also played a few years in Australia's National Basketball League..."

They call him the Secretary of Education because he schools everyone.

Out of 53 racers, rather than 50 in Sochi. That is to say that 36% of racers DNF in Sochi, compared to 28% in Vancouver. Going back, the DNF rate was 3.6% in 2006, 26% in 2002, 4.9% in 1998, 16% in 1994, 14% in 1992, and 6.8% in 1988 (the debut year of the women's super-g).

Sochi has the highest DNF rate in the…

Thought Napoleon was a bit tame, eh?

+1.0000003 inches

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

I monitor a lot of local news and what people say about it. But yes, you can submit anything interesting at any time using tips@deadspin.com.

Question:

I get a lot done in the first minute. Sometimes it's all I have.

Man Charged With Fatally Stabbing Sun

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.

Surprising that the wound wasn't able to cauterize in time.

I can understand their frustration. Last time I wore a rubber suit, lab testing said it was 99% effective. Now I've got a little shit running around the house calling me Dad.

Doesn't Dolphin already do Flash, for free?