I'm pretty sure this was actually created with magic.

If you found it hard to sit through, try my more Tolerable Edition.

At this point, if they really are planning policies that gamers won't like, this sort of joking would be like slapping their biggest fans in the face. I don't think they'd do that.

Seriously. Either the Xbox division is so big and communication is so messed up that the left hand is thinking something different than the right hand, or this is all a coordinated effort to push the limits and see how much people push back before MS decides on their official stance.

In the comic book continuity, Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Eggman are two separate characters. Dr. Eggman was originally Robo-Robotnik, a version of Dr. Robotnik from a parallel universe where he achieved total world domination and roboticized everything, including himself. He was introduced some time after Robotnik Prime was…

That's a good question, and it's one major reason to be skeptical that Microsoft has any plans to ever create that sort of ecosystem (which could justify eliminating used games).

"Without the used market sucking up all those sales and all that consumer money, it's very possible we'll see Steam-style sales on older or bundled games on the Xbox."

Captain America at LG? Come on, he's a special teams player at best. Iron Man at RT? I guess we can let this pass because it was made 20 years ago and our knowledge of super heroes is much greater now. I'm thinking you have to go with Wolverine at LG and Hellboy at RT. I could also be talked into Swamp Thing at LG.…

Sorry to reply to my own comment, but Carl Reeves was our all-ACC defensive end. On the first play of the fourth quarter in the 1995 Peach Bowl, he ran down Eric Moulds from behind, on a WR reverse, tackling him for a loss. One of our most beloved performers at NC State.

It doesn't matter who is in the lineup, as long as the god-damn Batman is coaching.

Apache Chief. Duh.

Mister Fantastic

The Hulk would be Shaq-like on the inside.

IMPORTANT QUESTION. Which superhero would be the best at basketball? If it's make-it-take-it, I can't see how anyone beats the Flash.

Some of these jobs seem awfully suspect to me.

Look at this trove, treasures untold.
How many cabinets can one Arcade hold?

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? Wouldn't you think I'm a girl, a girl who has....everything...

Because it is, "his" articles are actually written by Kinja itself and it is trying to fool us into thinking that they are actually written by a human.