"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Apples: 95 calories, 17 g of dietary fiber, 14% vitamin C

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Goalies do that to create friction for themselves, not the pucks, so they aren't sliding around the crease on the fresh "wet" ice after it's been resurfaced.

/has Brazil drop a briefcase full of Euro-denominated bearer bonds on Madagascar's desk

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

As other commenters have pointed out, the initial test that the Mythbusters performed did show that using AC was very slightly more fuel efficient (as seen here). BUT—and this is the crucial part—that test involved computer estimates and they weren't satisfied with the results. So, they tried a second test where they…

Seems a little unfair. How come when Lolo Jones loses a race no one takes her flower?

Yeah, but it's Canada, so she's really only 62.

You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

"180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin, 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!"

+1.68

Sterling, Pounded is the current headline at clippers.co.uk

If it fit, it flies! If it doesn't we sling it!

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

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It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed.