Yeah, Oshkosh owns Motor T’s ass. My battalion had three JLTVs get deadlined for mechanical failures at 29 Palms, and then another eleven get deadlined for a safety recall, leaving us in the middle of an exercise with 60% of our normal complement of JLTVs and having to fly a team of three Oshkosh mechanics out and…

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I don’t hold out too much hope for these guys; they did just miss their exit 500 times in a row, after all.

And this is why you should maintain at least one car length for each 10 miles per hour or follow at least 2 seconds behind. And don’t camp out in the passing lane.

I think what you and Chris are doing here is pretty cheap and lazy. They clearly acknowledge that analytics work in baseball, and even go so far to explain that they work over a large sample size; but there is a point to be made that in small sample sizes, these same strategies aren’t necessarily the best.

I think we can make a distinction between using analytics as a tool in the aresenal and using analytics as the only tool in the arsenal. For the Yankees, it was analytics only, which is why there was the over reliance on the home run ball. The Red Sox and Astros do not solely rely on them. The Dodgers, who are still…

This sounds like the classic finger-pointing exercise you’d expect from a company with an software development (or any IT function) mentality.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.

Whose this “Ward” fellow you speak of? I only remember...

England (gravely): You are attempting to manufacture a victory where none exists.

I think it’s less “look how magnanimous I am” and more an acknowledgment that even the darkest posts on Deadspin often get flippant comments.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

NO YOU GET CANCERAIDS! I’m not about to let blatant firsties off the hook here. Someone must keep the Old AV Ways alive

The lack of respect for Buck Bokai upsets me.

This is a fart-sniffery kind of way to say the episode where this happens:

Nog: (trying to tag the runner): What do I do?
Worf: FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

Was a lot of fun.

Fun fact. The dude who played Rom was a minor league baseball player and — by far - the most skilled actor there. He had to work to pretend to suck.

I…

NEW YORK CITY?!