You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

"180, you stupid spaghetti-slurping cretin, 180! If I did a 360, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!"

+1.68

Sterling, Pounded is the current headline at clippers.co.uk

If it fit, it flies! If it doesn't we sling it!

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

Are you unable to perform your Gentleman Function? Approximately 1 in 5 BMWs over the price of $40,000 suffer from this problem. Talk to us at Bimmerection Correction and we can help you through it.

It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed.

NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work.

Oh my fucking God, the next one of you people who scrolls past the actual post to rush down here and go DURR U FORGOT THE BIEBS DURR without actually reading to make sure that's a thing that happened is going to get punted into the fucking Kuiper belt.

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

[Watches everyone else expand their horizons into a beautiful system of inclusion and prosperity]

...not all man holes are always covered

Oh, stop being grumpy about it. It's kind of a tradition at this point. I mean, who can forget Ray Lewis' famous pre-Super Bowl slay ride?

Clearly this was not planned by a native New Yorker. The locals all know that Chinatown is the most appropriate place toboggan.

Honda has its own testing standards

Buccaneers (staph change)

Hey patric, have you ever watched the show caprica? There are tons of wonderful old cars mixed in with modern cars, and futuristic ones. Theres even a scene where one of the main characters talks about a citroen DS (a bunch of made up crap but still). Its worth checking out.