“See? If he had more respect and appreciation for Turkey, this never would have happened!”

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

“Look. You just don’t bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just don’t.”

Interesting about the lag. I’ve since gotten used to it, but on opening night I thought my TV was on a bad setting. My inputs were delayed just enough to be annoying.

I honestly think Notre Dame should be excluded from any kind of playoffs since they don’t play in a conference. Force their dumb fucking hand to stop being douches and play a real schedule.

Hey, we’re coming up on my favorite tradition: Notre Dame getting clobbered by some Southern school in a bowl after playing a season full of cupcakes.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

My neighborhood gets quite a few adults, sans costumes, armed with a Northgate Market shopping bag, panhandling for candy (I can’t say they’re trick or treating, because none of them even say ‘trick or treat’). Throughout the year, we save all the soy sauce, ketchup, hot sauce, ranch, etc... packets, and when these…

Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

“In my opinion, there’s better ways to spend time on the road, whether it’s hanging with the guys in the room or going to a movie with the guys. There’s a lot of cool cities we visit and to be cooped up in your room all night, playing Fortnite, is a waste of your time.”

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Don’t sell yourself short. If you’re patient enough you can get lucky with bad invaders, team fire and get lucky with the final blow, etc. And in doing this, like Kirk, you may improve at PvP.

I feel they’ve been having a bad last couple of months, the behind the scenes things at Gawker media are probably taking a toll, but weekend updates have been sparese and just games coverage in general for awhile now. There was barely anything about some of the cooler things at Gamescom and most of the coverage was…

Agreed, these articles are pushing me away from Kotaku, same reason I stopped using Polygon.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.