My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

What I can’t figure out is at the end when she says she moved out by Christmas, did she leave the husband by Christmas or did she and her husband move together? I hope she left him, that guy sounds awful.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

So I started playing this today and found it’s not quite as hard as people make it out to be. A good run where I landed a couple of great turrets got me four or five levels in and a lot of cells to spend on stuff, and that’s starting on basic gear.

I will never make fun of a child under the age of 11 who brings a glove to a game. It’s part of the magic of being a kid at the field!

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I don’t think we have to worry much about people jumping all over this Cubs fan for grabbing a ball. Not like there’s a history of Cubs fans lives being completely and utterly ruined over something as silly as a ball.

Just want to say that this headline is confusing the hell out of whatever ad service GMG uses

It’s like he’s never seen the service academies play football!

I mean, yeah, the service academies have been dominating the college football landscape for the last half century.

The fact that he takes pride in (makes a huge deal out of) being a virgin is pretty hilarious because literally the only place I’ve ever encountered the name Colton is in gay porn.

Nah, the Potter books are better if for no other reason than a ton of the Potter movies are just bad.

Papa John’s has evicted Papa John.

I suppose this is what it would be like in Philadelphia if the people there drank wine.

You know what’s coming.

I’m sorry, I thought you were serious about ketchup.